1. this status left intentionally blank 11

2. thinking inside the box because everyone else is outside 9

3. too sexy for this status 8

4. updating his facebook status 7

5. very very very slee..cfnnmkg 6

6. is suckling on undulating puddings agog at flaccid anal warts vomiting rotund pyjamas ostensibly wor 5

7. is taking advantage of indoor plumbing! i'll be right back! 5

8. just fell and can't get up 4

9. putting on the snuggie 4

10. wondering if chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding 2

11. droppin it like it's hot 2